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Penis 99 euphemisms

Speak mr pokey mr pokey Won 100% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak the amish call him "one eyed jonah" the amish call him "one eyed jonah" Won 100% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak purple-pointed people poker purple-pointed people poker Won 100% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak meat truncheon meat truncheon Won 91% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak Little Richard little richard Won 91% of 12 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak michael gove michael gove Won 90% of 11 battles
from Yet another user
Speak Veiny love stick veiny love stick Won 90% of 11 battles
from MKF876
Speak shaft shaft Won 90% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak pork sword pork sword Won 87% of 74 battles
from b3ta
Speak meat truncheon meat truncheon Won 86% of 43 battles
from b3ta
Speak bacon torpedo bacon torpedo Won 85% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak schlong schlong Won 85% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak spam dagger spam dagger Won 85% of 61 battles
from b3ta
Speak one-eyed trouser snake one-eyed trouser snake Won 83% of 68 battles
from b3ta
Speak spunk viper spunk viper Won 83% of 18 battles
from b3ta
Speak spunknozzle spunknozzle Won 83% of 12 battles
from @flashboy
Speak right honourable member for fuckinghamshire right honourable member for fuckinghamshire Won 82% of 74 battles
from b3ta
Speak cock cock Won 81% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak pump action yogurt canon pump action yogurt canon Won 81% of 43 battles
from b3ta
Speak rampant fuck stick rampant fuck stick Won 80% of 20 battles
from b3ta
Speak the old chap the old chap Won 79% of 34 battles
from b3ta
Speak disco stick disco stick Won 78% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak spurt reynolds spurt reynolds Won 77% of 40 battles
from b3ta
Speak beef truncheon beef truncheon Won 76% of 26 battles
from b3ta
Speak cock cock Won 75% of 69 battles
from b3ta
Speak one-eyed trouser snake one-eyed trouser snake Won 75% of 12 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak purple-headed yoghurt-chucker purple-headed yoghurt-chucker Won 74% of 79 battles
from b3ta
Speak heat seeking love missile heat seeking love missile Won 74% of 27 battles
from b3ta
Speak purple-headed womb-broom purple-headed womb-broom Won 73% of 23 battles
from b3ta
Speak wang wang Won 72% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak magic wand magic wand Won 72% of 11 battles
from Yet another user
Speak the little gentleman in the pink pullover the little gentleman in the pink pullover Won 71% of 42 battles
from b3ta
Speak veiny bang stick veiny bang stick Won 71% of 45 battles
from b3ta
Speak the spunk minister the spunk minister Won 70% of 65 battles
from b3ta
Speak spam javelin spam javelin Won 69% of 76 battles
from b3ta
Speak magic wand magic wand Won 69% of 97 battles
from b3ta
Speak custard chucker custard chucker Won 68% of 16 battles
from b3ta
Speak wang wang Won 68% of 83 battles
from b3ta
Speak disco stick disco stick Won 67% of 74 battles
from b3ta
Speak captain winky captain winky Won 67% of 91 battles
from b3ta
Speak one eyed purple headed gentleman in the pink poloneck one eyed purple headed gentleman in the pink poloneck Won 66% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak spam banister spam banister Won 66% of 12 battles
from Another user
Speak spunknozzle spunknozzle Won 66% of 65 battles
from b3ta
Speak spoot flute spoot flute Won 63% of 11 battles
from Another user
Speak lord thrusty lord thrusty Won 63% of 66 battles
from b3ta
Speak the cheeky chipolata the cheeky chipolata Won 62% of 62 battles
from b3ta
Speak purple womb raider purple womb raider Won 62% of 48 battles
from b3ta
Speak spam banister spam banister Won 62% of 90 battles
from b3ta
Speak whanger whanger Won 61% of 13 battles
from Another user
Speak slag hammer slag hammer Won 61% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak spoot flute spoot flute Won 61% of 62 battles
from b3ta
Speak little richard little richard Won 60% of 82 battles
from b3ta
Speak shaft shaft Won 60% of 75 battles
from b3ta
Speak the filthy firehose the filthy firehose Won 59% of 52 battles
from b3ta
Speak wangdoodle wangdoodle Won 59% of 81 battles
from b3ta
Speak Lord Thrusty lord thrusty Won 58% of 12 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak mr snake mr snake Won 57% of 78 battles
from b3ta
Speak willy willy Won 57% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak population paste pump population paste pump Won 56% of 16 battles
from b3ta
Speak piece of pork piece of pork Won 55% of 20 battles
from b3ta
Speak love noodle love noodle Won 54% of 64 battles
from b3ta
Speak The Spunk Minister the spunk minister Won 54% of 11 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak Hose in your hose hose in your hose Won 54% of 11 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak kojak kojak Won 54% of 66 battles
from b3ta
Speak dong dong Won 54% of 74 battles
from b3ta
Speak mini-me mini-me Won 54% of 74 battles
from b3ta
Speak naked mole rat naked mole rat Won 52% of 87 battles
from b3ta
Speak the tinkle-tail the tinkle-tail Won 52% of 57 battles
from b3ta
Speak michael gove michael gove Won 51% of 85 battles
from b3ta
Speak Mr Snake mr snake Won 50% of 12 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak my little pony my little pony Won 48% of 80 battles
from b3ta
Speak the pirate of men's pants the pirate of men's pants Won 48% of 75 battles
from b3ta
Speak ankle spanker ankle spanker Won 46% of 62 battles
from b3ta
Speak one eyed bollock yoghurt shooter one eyed bollock yoghurt shooter Won 45% of 70 battles
from b3ta
Speak whanger whanger Won 44% of 513 battles
from b3ta
Speak flaming fuck badger flaming fuck badger Won 42% of 21 battles
from b3ta
Speak plonker plonker Won 42% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak herman gelmet herman gelmet Won 42% of 66 battles
from b3ta
Speak david cameron david cameron Won 42% of 26 battles
from b3ta
Speak my little pony my little pony Won 41% of 12 battles
from Yet another user
Speak Angry mole rat angry mole rat Won 38% of 331 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak tingly tom tingly tom Won 38% of 54 battles
from b3ta
Speak generalissimo weenis generalissimo weenis Won 38% of 76 battles
from b3ta
Speak hardware hardware Won 38% of 21 battles
from b3ta
Speak angry mole rat angry mole rat Won 36% of 2433 battles
from b3ta
Speak shai-hulud shai-hulud Won 35% of 62 battles
from b3ta
Speak sidebar of shame sidebar of shame Won 34% of 43 battles
from b3ta
Speak Kojak kojak Won 33% of 12 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak love sausage love sausage Won 33% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak the wife's best friend the wife's best friend Won 33% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak floof filler floof filler Won 25% of 62 battles
from b3ta
Speak polyphemus polyphemus Won 20% of 39 battles
from b3ta
Speak hose in your hose hose in your hose Won 18% of 69 battles
from b3ta
Speak lingam lingam Won 18% of 70 battles
from b3ta
Speak Generalissimo Weenis generalissimo weenis Won 18% of 11 battles
from @flashboy
Speak boaby boaby Won 18% of 11 battles
from BlueFootedBooby
Speak Mini-me mini-me Won 18% of 11 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak chod chod Won 17% of 17 battles
from b3ta
Speak Shai-Hulud shai-hulud Won 16% of 12 battles
from Lord Thrusty

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