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Flatulence 52 euphemisms

Speak a cry for help from a turd in trouble a cry for help from a turd in trouble Won 100% of 18 battles
from Dark Horse
Speak an audio test of your waste disposal system an audio test of your waste disposal system Won 100% of 11 battles
from Dark Horse
Speak barking frogs barking frogs Won 100% of 11 battles
from Dark Horse
Speak growling spider growling spider Won 91% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak shaking hands with donald shaking hands with donald Won 90% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak Arse jazz arse jazz Won 90% of 11 battles
from MCQ
Speak pop a fluffy pop a fluffy Won 85% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak barking spiders barking spiders Won 80% of 15 battles
from b3ta
Speak sounding the fanfare for the brown king sounding the fanfare for the brown king Won 76% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak stepping on a duck stepping on a duck Won 76% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak arse trumpet arse trumpet Won 76% of 134 battles
from b3ta
Speak gas leak gas leak Won 75% of 32 battles
from b3ta
Speak dropping a glove dropping a glove Won 74% of 35 battles
from b3ta
Speak dropped something you can't pick up dropped something you can't pick up Won 73% of 15 battles
from b3ta
Speak farting farting Won 72% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak trouser cough trouser cough Won 72% of 18 battles
from b3ta
Speak botty burp botty burp Won 66% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak more tea vicar? more tea vicar? Won 64% of 17 battles
from b3ta
Speak drop guts drop guts Won 62% of 32 battles
from b3ta
Speak air biscuit air biscuit Won 62% of 409 battles
from b3ta
Speak tooting tooting Won 61% of 52 battles
from b3ta
Speak poot poot Won 60% of 43 battles
from b3ta
Speak farting farting Won 60% of 136 battles
from b3ta
Speak blowing the bowel bugle blowing the bowel bugle Won 60% of 15 battles
from b3ta
Speak the vicar's tuning the church organ the vicar's tuning the church organ Won 59% of 104 battles
from b3ta
Speak botty burp botty burp Won 59% of 164 battles
from b3ta
Speak anal extrusion anal extrusion Won 57% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak airborne toxic event airborne toxic event Won 56% of 69 battles
from b3ta
Speak sounding bacchus' trombone sounding bacchus' trombone Won 55% of 69 battles
from b3ta
Speak the brown noise the brown noise Won 54% of 84 battles
from b3ta
Speak top trumps top trumps Won 54% of 110 battles
from b3ta
Speak keep shouting sir, we'll find you keep shouting sir, we'll find you Won 53% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak breaking bad breaking bad Won 51% of 93 battles
from b3ta
Speak speak up brown you're through speak up brown you're through Won 50% of 24 battles
from b3ta
Speak guff guff Won 48% of 27 battles
from b3ta
Speak cut the cheese cut the cheese Won 47% of 130 battles
from b3ta
Speak breaking wind breaking wind Won 47% of 417 battles
from b3ta
Speak pooey hiccup pooey hiccup Won 46% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak crank up the romance crank up the romance Won 41% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak breaking wind breaking wind Won 40% of 97 battles
from b3ta
Speak blowoff blowoff Won 39% of 56 battles
from b3ta
Speak gruff gruff Won 38% of 31 battles
from b3ta
Speak a night at the opera a night at the opera Won 38% of 791 battles
from b3ta
Speak sbd sbd Won 38% of 34 battles
from b3ta
Speak whistling in the y-fronts whistling in the y-fronts Won 28% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak pump pump Won 20% of 20 battles
from b3ta
Speak fog fog Won 20% of 15 battles
from b3ta
Speak traf traf Won 19% of 26 battles
from b3ta
Speak dumpings dumpings Won 14% of 141 battles
from b3ta
Speak blueberries blueberries Won 13% of 131 battles
from b3ta
Speak Dumpings dumpings Won 8% of 12 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak ghost of a shit ghost of a shit Won 0% of 11 battles
from Dark Horse

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