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Faeces 40 euphemisms

Speak jobby jobby Won 78% of 14 battles
from BlueFootedBooby
Speak brown trout brown trout Won 75% of 32 battles
from b3ta
Speak bum butter bum butter Won 72% of 11 battles
from Another user
Speak richard the third richard the third Won 71% of 32 battles
from b3ta
Speak arse eggs arse eggs Won 68% of 91 battles
from b3ta
Speak the daily mail the daily mail Won 66% of 122 battles
from b3ta
Speak richard the turd richard the turd Won 65% of 29 battles
from b3ta
Speak shit shit Won 63% of 76 battles
from b3ta
Speak curly wurley curly wurley Won 58% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak bondi cigar bondi cigar Won 57% of 26 battles
from b3ta
Speak shit shit Won 56% of 416 battles
from b3ta
Speak king kong's finger king kong's finger Won 56% of 39 battles
from b3ta
Speak yesterday's dinner yesterday's dinner Won 56% of 105 battles
from b3ta
Speak chocolate brioche chocolate brioche Won 56% of 41 battles
from b3ta
Speak brown boa brown boa Won 53% of 15 battles
from b3ta
Speak a turkish delight a turkish delight Won 52% of 82 battles
from b3ta
Speak number two number two Won 50% of 104 battles
from b3ta
Speak a hot osborne a hot osborne Won 50% of 869 battles
from b3ta
Speak Jamaican Batty Cake jamaican batty cake Won 50% of 12 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak bum butter bum butter Won 48% of 114 battles
from b3ta
Speak poo poo Won 47% of 182 battles
from b3ta
Speak brown snake brown snake Won 45% of 96 battles
from b3ta
Speak chocolate orca chocolate orca Won 43% of 37 battles
from b3ta
Speak the tortoise is curious the tortoise is curious Won 42% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak dinosaur egg dinosaur egg Won 42% of 33 battles
from b3ta
Speak jamaican batty cake jamaican batty cake Won 41% of 134 battles
from b3ta
Speak leavings leavings Won 40% of 110 battles
from b3ta
Speak currywurst currywurst Won 39% of 110 battles
from b3ta
Speak Jamaican Batty Cake jamaican batty cake Won 36% of 11 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak blind mullet blind mullet Won 34% of 35 battles
from b3ta
Speak poo poo Won 33% of 12 battles
from A user
Speak mr whippy mr whippy Won 30% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak dirty spine dirty spine Won 27% of 54 battles
from b3ta
Speak tom tit tom tit Won 22% of 22 battles
from b3ta
Speak russian doll russian doll Won 20% of 34 battles
from b3ta
Speak playing solitaire on your ms windows phone playing solitaire on your ms windows phone Won 19% of 87 battles
from b3ta
Speak Yesterday's dinner yesterday's dinner Won 18% of 11 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak growing a tail growing a tail Won 16% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak saatchi saatchi Won 11% of 17 battles
from b3ta
Speak dookie dookie Won 0% of 12 battles
from b3ta

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