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Ejaculation 52 euphemisms

Speak firing the flesh musket firing the flesh musket Won 100% of 12 battles
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Speak jizz jizz Won 90% of 11 battles
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Speak topping her up topping her up Won 83% of 12 battles
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Speak spaffing spaffing Won 81% of 11 battles
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Speak happy wee happy wee Won 75% of 12 battles
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Speak baby batter baby batter Won 71% of 14 battles
from Another user
Speak jizz jizz Won 67% of 95 battles
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Speak wallpaper paste wallpaper paste Won 66% of 12 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak gentlemen's relish gentlemen's relish Won 65% of 26 battles
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Speak happy wee happy wee Won 64% of 125 battles
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Speak man milk man milk Won 62% of 50 battles
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Speak spooge spooge Won 60% of 55 battles
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Speak jism jism Won 60% of 15 battles
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Speak baby batter baby batter Won 59% of 1272 battles
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Speak spaffing spaffing Won 59% of 84 battles
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Speak sex wee sex wee Won 59% of 98 battles
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Speak venting old faithful venting old faithful Won 58% of 95 battles
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Speak Nob hurt yoghurt nob hurt yoghurt Won 58% of 12 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak one eyed mole rat vomit one eyed mole rat vomit Won 58% of 12 battles
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Speak jism jism Won 57% of 95 battles
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Speak turning on the filthy firehose turning on the filthy firehose Won 57% of 68 battles
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Speak man paste man paste Won 55% of 78 battles
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Speak population paste population paste Won 54% of 73 battles
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Speak the white volcano the white volcano Won 52% of 97 battles
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Speak getting your rocks off getting your rocks off Won 48% of 49 battles
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Speak cock snot cock snot Won 47% of 42 battles
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Speak spluff spluff Won 46% of 86 battles
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Speak population porridge population porridge Won 46% of 28 battles
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Speak jackson pollocking jackson pollocking Won 45% of 100 battles
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Speak hot beef injection hot beef injection Won 45% of 20 battles
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Speak pop your yop pop your yop Won 42% of 454 battles
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Speak giving her a face like a plasterer's radio giving her a face like a plasterer's radio Won 41% of 12 battles
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Speak pop your Yop pop your yop Won 40% of 145 battles
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Speak number three number three Won 39% of 43 battles
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Speak vinegar strokes vinegar strokes Won 38% of 18 battles
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Speak letch water letch water Won 38% of 13 battles
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Speak spoff spoff Won 36% of 47 battles
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Speak one eyed mole rat vomit one eyed mole rat vomit Won 34% of 97 battles
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Speak music of the spheres music of the spheres Won 33% of 89 battles
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Speak spoof spoof Won 33% of 12 battles
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Speak sticky white love piss sticky white love piss Won 32% of 34 battles
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Speak wallpaper paste wallpaper paste Won 30% of 107 battles
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Speak flushing baby goo down the sink flushing baby goo down the sink Won 28% of 87 battles
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Speak skootin' the dung skootin' the dung Won 26% of 19 battles
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Speak nob hurt yoghurt nob hurt yoghurt Won 24% of 104 battles
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Speak nizzle drizzle nizzle drizzle Won 23% of 13 battles
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Speak winning winning Won 20% of 101 battles
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Speak music of the spheres music of the spheres Won 16% of 12 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak dirty dishwater dirty dishwater Won 11% of 27 battles
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Speak wank wad wank wad Won 8% of 12 battles
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Speak white wee wee white wee wee Won 8% of 24 battles
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Speak balls heavy seamen balls heavy seamen Won 5% of 58 battles
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