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Cunnilingus 38 euphemisms

Speak drinking from the furry cup drinking from the furry cup Won 79% of 83 battles
from b3ta
Speak eating carpet eating carpet Won 79% of 39 battles
from b3ta
Speak one-to-one with the bearded clam one-to-one with the bearded clam Won 76% of 26 battles
from b3ta
Speak rug munching rug munching Won 72% of 91 battles
from b3ta
Speak wearing the sticky beard wearing the sticky beard Won 69% of 94 battles
from b3ta
Speak eating furry pie eating furry pie Won 66% of 119 battles
from b3ta
Speak slurping at the furry coconut slurping at the furry coconut Won 66% of 104 battles
from b3ta
Speak kiss between the hips kiss between the hips Won 64% of 64 battles
from b3ta
Speak Speaking in tongues speaking in tongues Won 63% of 11 battles
from Wilfred Bramble
Speak testing the echo in the love cave testing the echo in the love cave Won 62% of 109 battles
from b3ta
Speak yodelling in the canyon yodelling in the canyon Won 57% of 78 battles
from b3ta
Speak eating sushi from the barber-shop floor eating sushi from the barber-shop floor Won 57% of 21 battles
from b3ta
Speak dinner at the y dinner at the y Won 56% of 448 battles
from b3ta
Speak Eating Tasmanian cuisine eating tasmanian cuisine Won 54% of 11 battles
from Bounty bob
Speak monster munch monster munch Won 53% of 93 battles
from b3ta
Speak pastrami sandwich pastrami sandwich Won 52% of 108 battles
from b3ta
Speak eating a haddock pastie eating a haddock pastie Won 51% of 31 battles
from b3ta
Speak lap lapping lap lapping Won 51% of 72 battles
from b3ta
Speak eating out at billingsgate market eating out at billingsgate market Won 50% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak lady braille lady braille Won 49% of 99 battles
from b3ta
Speak wearing the feed bag wearing the feed bag Won 48% of 31 battles
from b3ta
Speak bush tucker trial bush tucker trial Won 46% of 464 battles
from b3ta
Speak tackling the brazilian tackling the brazilian Won 46% of 32 battles
from b3ta
Speak cleaning the fishtank cleaning the fishtank Won 45% of 20 battles
from b3ta
Speak trying a gorilla salad trying a gorilla salad Won 43% of 167 battles
from b3ta
Speak licketty-split licketty-split Won 43% of 118 battles
from b3ta
Speak prawn breath prawn breath Won 42% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak talking to lassie talking to lassie Won 42% of 28 battles
from b3ta
Speak lady semaphore lady semaphore Won 41% of 117 battles
from b3ta
Speak eating a loosely-packed kebab eating a loosely-packed kebab Won 41% of 12 battles
from adamspanks
Speak free scampi nik naks free scampi nik naks Won 37% of 102 battles
from b3ta
Speak eating tinned muscles eating tinned muscles Won 36% of 41 battles
from b3ta
Speak oyster gargling oyster gargling Won 36% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak aussie kiss aussie kiss Won 36% of 563 battles
from b3ta
Speak lapping at the gap. lapping at the gap. Won 25% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak Eating at the Tasmanian restaurant eating at the tasmanian restaurant Won 23% of 13 battles
from Bounty bob
Speak lavish a lot of love on lavish a lot of love on Won 11% of 17 battles
from b3ta
Speak gommorahry gommorahry Won 10% of 95 battles
from b3ta

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