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Speak up the brown up the brown Won 100% of 11 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak sailing the windward passage sailing the windward passage Won 100% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak spearing the chocolate starfish spearing the chocolate starfish Won 100% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak leaving the easy pink and taking the difficult brown leaving the easy pink and taking the difficult brown Won 95% of 20 battles
from b3ta
Speak spear fishing for doodoo sharks spear fishing for doodoo sharks Won 92% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak pulling up to Grace Jones' bumper pulling up to grace jones' bumper Won 90% of 11 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak going in the tradesman's entrance going in the tradesman's entrance Won 89% of 49 battles
from b3ta
Speak cruising the marmite motorway cruising the marmite motorway Won 89% of 47 battles
from b3ta
Speak smashing in the backdoors smashing in the backdoors Won 88% of 36 battles
from b3ta
Speak travelling the khyber pass travelling the khyber pass Won 87% of 16 battles
from b3ta
Speak storming the trenches storming the trenches Won 87% of 16 battles
from b3ta
Speak turd burgling turd burgling Won 86% of 23 battles
from b3ta
Speak unexpected item in bagging area unexpected item in bagging area Won 86% of 96 battles
from b3ta
Speak browning your meat browning your meat Won 85% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak up the wrong 'un up the wrong 'un Won 85% of 21 battles
from b3ta
Speak going up the bournville boulevard going up the bournville boulevard Won 84% of 13 battles
from Lauranderhal
Speak rolling out the brown carpet rolling out the brown carpet Won 83% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak hunting for treasure hunting for treasure Won 83% of 12 battles
from Yet another user
Speak fudge packing fudge packing Won 82% of 41 battles
from b3ta
Speak browning the sausage browning the sausage Won 82% of 52 battles
from b3ta
Speak up the gary glitter up the gary glitter Won 82% of 45 battles
from b3ta
Speak bringing up the rear bringing up the rear Won 82% of 28 battles
from b3ta
Speak pooniversity challenge pooniversity challenge Won 81% of 11 battles
from Another user
Speak back door lovin' back door lovin' Won 81% of 11 battles
from b3ta
Speak screwing back for the brown screwing back for the brown Won 81% of 11 battles
from @flashboy
Speak the catholic priest is in the rectory the catholic priest is in the rectory Won 80% of 15 battles
from b3ta
Speak renting downstairs renting downstairs Won 78% of 42 battles
from b3ta
Speak changing at baker street changing at baker street Won 77% of 59 battles
from b3ta
Speak toiling at the chocolate coalface toiling at the chocolate coalface Won 77% of 81 battles
from b3ta
Speak drilling for chocolate drilling for chocolate Won 77% of 31 battles
from b3ta
Speak uphill gardening uphill gardening Won 77% of 83 battles
from b3ta
Speak smashing in her back doors and painting them white on the way out smashing in her back doors and painting them white on the way out Won 76% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak ferreting the sheriff's badge ferreting the sheriff's badge Won 76% of 25 battles
from b3ta
Speak Buggering buggering Won 75% of 12 battles
from Robbie Woo
Speak making the trains run on time making the trains run on time Won 75% of 12 battles
from Another user
Speak potting the brown potting the brown Won 75% of 56 battles
from b3ta
Speak bumming bumming Won 74% of 97 battles
from b3ta
Speak up the chunnel up the chunnel Won 74% of 58 battles
from b3ta
Speak taking the road less travelled taking the road less travelled Won 72% of 11 battles
from ElAl
Speak draught exclusion draught exclusion Won 72% of 11 battles
from Lord Thrusty
Speak fudge pusher fudge pusher Won 71% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak following augustus gloop (up the chocolate pipe) following augustus gloop (up the chocolate pipe) Won 70% of 48 battles
from b3ta
Speak sending the dachshund down the badger hole sending the dachshund down the badger hole Won 70% of 85 battles
from b3ta
Speak uphill gardener uphill gardener Won 70% of 20 battles
from b3ta
Speak pushing a friend's stool in pushing a friend's stool in Won 69% of 55 battles
from b3ta
Speak ring sting ring sting Won 68% of 29 battles
from b3ta
Speak driving the hershey highway driving the hershey highway Won 68% of 32 battles
from b3ta
Speak nipping down the back passage nipping down the back passage Won 68% of 89 battles
from b3ta
Speak putting from the rough putting from the rough Won 67% of 87 battles
from b3ta
Speak taking it up the simon le bon taking it up the simon le bon Won 67% of 67 battles
from b3ta
Speak rear admiral's cocktail reception rear admiral's cocktail reception Won 66% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak uphill gardening uphill gardening Won 66% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak pushing your friend to brighton pushing your friend to brighton Won 65% of 87 battles
from b3ta
Speak bum love bum love Won 65% of 43 battles
from b3ta
Speak on the back nine playing through on the back nine playing through Won 65% of 86 battles
from b3ta
Speak one way ticket to brown town one way ticket to brown town Won 64% of 31 battles
from b3ta
Speak taking the dirt track taking the dirt track Won 63% of 11 battles
from ElAl
Speak arse spelunking arse spelunking Won 63% of 44 battles
from b3ta
Speak nudging breakfast nudging breakfast Won 62% of 83 battles
from b3ta
Speak up the brown up the brown Won 62% of 91 battles
from b3ta
Speak recasting the worm hole recasting the worm hole Won 62% of 53 battles
from b3ta
Speak screwing back for the brown screwing back for the brown Won 61% of 76 battles
from b3ta
Speak shit stabbing shit stabbing Won 61% of 13 battles
from b3ta
Speak following stephen fry following stephen fry Won 60% of 79 battles
from b3ta
Speak greek greek Won 60% of 53 battles
from b3ta
Speak brown hatter brown hatter Won 58% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak doing the safety dance doing the safety dance Won 58% of 72 battles
from b3ta
Speak buggering buggering Won 56% of 95 battles
from b3ta
Speak up the mezzane up the mezzane Won 54% of 51 battles
from b3ta
Speak dung-punching dung-punching Won 54% of 82 battles
from b3ta
Speak introducing yourself to margaret introducing yourself to margaret Won 54% of 11 battles
from Yet another user
Speak draught exclusion draught exclusion Won 53% of 94 battles
from b3ta
Speak turd burgler turd burgler Won 50% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak hunting for treasure hunting for treasure Won 50% of 74 battles
from b3ta
Speak jobby jabber jobby jabber Won 50% of 12 battles
from b3ta
Speak pooniversity challenge pooniversity challenge Won 50% of 84 battles
from b3ta
Speak roto rooting roto rooting Won 50% of 14 battles
from b3ta
Speak making the trains run on time making the trains run on time Won 45% of 92 battles
from b3ta
Speak back door lovin' back door lovin' Won 44% of 812 battles
from b3ta
Speak taking the low road taking the low road Won 41% of 12 battles
from ElAl
Speak introducing yourself to margaret introducing yourself to margaret Won 35% of 87 battles
from b3ta
Speak a party with u2 where bono is not invited a party with u2 where bono is not invited Won 19% of 1901 battles
from b3ta

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