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vagina [149]
90
penis [99]
80
anal sex [82]
60
masturbation male [62]
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masturbation female [62]
•
breasts [62]
50
anus [53]
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ejaculation [52]
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fellatio [52]
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flatulence [52]
•
semen [50]
40
drunk [49]
•
faeces [40]
30
menstruation [39]
•
cunnilingus [38]
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urination [35]
•
scrotum [33]
•
condom [32]
•
testicles [31]
•
nipples [30]
20
erection [27]
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tampon [27]
•
vomit [24]
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toilet [24]
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vomiting [23]
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labia [22]
•
urine [21]
•
erectile dysfunction [21]
•
pubic hair [20]
10
perineum [17]
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naked [17]
•
dead [17]
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defecation [17]
•
buttocks [17]
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clitoris [16]
•
vibrator [15]
•
penis and testicles [15]
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pregnant [14]
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sex [14]
•
bra [13]
•
glans penis [11]
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zooaphilia [11]
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foreskin [10]
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pornography [10]
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ejaculation female [10]
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masturbation (female) [10]
0
sanitary pad [9]
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dildo [8]
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masturbation (male) [8]
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diarrhoea [4]

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